Tuesday, July 3, 2007

If I Believed in Hell, I Would Wish You There ...

1 - Columbia House. I hate you, Columbia House. You repeatedly send me things I don't want, you ignore my responses turning down your "Director's Selection," your email address doesn't work, your 800 number is useless - whoever came up with the commercial featuring monkeys trying to run a business must have worked for you.

2 - Apartment 4E. You know who you are - big ego, small talent. You're a Dashboard Confessional wannabe - barely. May your stereo equipment and all your instruments short circuit and take you with them.

3 - He Who Shall Remain Nameless - You got 10 years of my life. If Hell existed, you'd be in upper management.

Okay, I'm done hating ... for the moment.